Need a Laugh?

Someone asked me to be sure to pass along any jokes that come in. Several people uploaded jokes under "Comments," which you can find under Thursday's posting. Here's one that came in by regular e-mail. All of these have had the desired effect: a good laugh.

A visitor from out of town walked into the pro shop at a golf course. In walked four old "geezers" who just finished their round. The pro asked how they played. The first one said it was a bad day. "I only had one rider." The second said he was ready to quit golf, he only had two riders. The third said, "For me it was a pretty good day with 5 riders." The fourth was real happy; he had had 14 riders! Then the four went to get something to eat.

The visitor indicated he had played a lot of golf at a lot of courses but had never had heard of a rider. "What is a rider?" The pro responded, "Well, these guys are just happy to be playing golf, but they don't play very competitively. A rider is when they hit the ball far enough to get in the cart rather than walk to the next shot."